'Learn the value of being bored'.
Is it really that necessary to be bored once you've learnt to appreciate not being bored? I already appreciate not being bored, not being bored = more fun, happier, all round life is better... yet apparently I need to learn the value of being bored a bit more. Bullshit, me concurs.
I'd like to shove boredom in a box, parcel it very tightly, and give it to them to eat.