1) they have gone walkabouts, magically (and also stolen my magic in the process.)
2) I have left them at school. In the locker.
The progress of my day thus far: three hours sat trying to distinguish which paper was 1) worth keeping/ filing 2) to be recycled, or 3) to go in the maybe-keep pile. The entirity of my maybe-keep pile then got shoved into the 'to be recycled' pile as I couldn't decide.
This took about 4 hours, with mini-intervals, to do things such as drink some water.
On the plus side, I have an advent calender. Most deserving of being emboldened, naturally.